Knowledge After 50

My Disclaimer:

Hello… English reading sentient being. Please, allow me to borrow your eyes and imagination for a while. As you read the words that appear on the page before you. You begin to hear my voice. It is time for me to introduce that voice to the English reading World. Yes… I fear you in many ways. Your judgement and criticism weight heavy on my soul. I have always been a private man and enjoy my anonymity. In my opinion, to gain fame or fortune, begins the road of persecution. Just know that I seek neither of these things. Please… leave me be and just enjoy the amazing Worlds I will create for you. Creation has an existence that proves itself… So, unless destroyed, it will always exist.

D.P.V.Jr.

You know, I was thinking about something when I started this site. To come up with a completely original idea. In the year 2024 is virtually impossible to do. This left me with worries about plagiarizing other peoples work. Which is something I never want to do.

To Jade... What are you thinking...

If you are paragliding through the bathroom... and your cheese burger gets burned... how many candy bars should you eat....

Green and yellow... because that's what She said...

Correct.

To Jade... What are you thinking...

If you are bungee jumping at the bottom of the ocean... and the birds lose all there feathers... what color is lava...

93 and half because Dj is to old for me.

Correct.

To Jade... What are you thinking

When singing lead at a One Direction show... and your sneakers inflate... do lemons really taste good...

3 dozen because... fizzy haired boys should avoid electricity.

Correct.

By Heather... What are you thinking

If you're jumping off an end table... in a cotton field and your tires are rusty, how many clouds are in the desert...

Six, because an eff bomb can go off anywhere.

Correct.